Years of Slogging and Promotion

This is dedicated to my current...

You become head to come late to office every day.
You become head to make a manager do menial tasks.
You become head to brag about your achievements.
You become head to undermine other people's achievements.
You become head to show favoritism.
You become head to make sure you never appreciate the good qualities of someone hired to replace you.
You become head to degrade a manager in the sweetest possible way.
You become head to feel insecure.
You become head to encourage greasing.
You become head to never include a newly joined manager in important meetings.
You become head to never show any reverence to a newly joined manager in any way.
You become head to make the new manager feel that he/she is nothing inspite of his/her experience or degrees.
You become head to make sure that no interesting tasks are assigned to the new manager.
You become head to make sure the new manager does nothing that can distinguish him/her.
You become head to make sure you never ask for advice from the new manager.
You become head to become an arrogant, hypocritic, insecure, cunning, and incompetent person.